OBFUSCOBBLE
Male, 28, USA.
Transformers, elder gods,
and linguistics.
nellasaur:

highglossfinish:

siphersaysstuff:

Knock Out looks SEXY in leather.

If someone could kindly come to the outpost and sedate me, that would be splendid. 
And if you could hold my hand while I go under, uttering gentle reassurances that I’ll wake to a world wiped clean of this abomination, that would be even better.

I knew we could count on you to have the correct opinion.

It wouldn’t be half so bad if they’d gone for a red dragon theme.  Or even a yellow dragon.  But green with yellow highlights?  Oh fashion gods forfend!  I don’t even want to THINK about how he looks in car mode.Oh. Honey. No.  Bury me in satin.

nellasaur:

highglossfinish:

siphersaysstuff:

Knock Out looks SEXY in leather.

If someone could kindly come to the outpost and sedate me, that would be splendid. 

And if you could hold my hand while I go under, uttering gentle reassurances that I’ll wake to a world wiped clean of this abomination, that would be even better.

I knew we could count on you to have the correct opinion.

It wouldn’t be half so bad if they’d gone for a red dragon theme.  Or even a yellow dragon.  But green with yellow highlights?  Oh fashion gods forfend!  I don’t even want to THINK about how he looks in car mode.
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Oh. Honey. No.  Bury me in satin.

source: siphersaysstuff
119 notes3.55:53 PM
  1. dreadrange reblogged this from evilhasnever
  2. xenotechnophile reblogged this from evilhasnever
  3. evilhasnever reblogged this from highglossfinish and added:
    lmao this
  4. andwecanflyfromhere reblogged this from siphersaysstuff
  5. solowoohooinpillowfort reblogged this from cheesechatot
  6. cheesechatot reblogged this from siphersaysstuff and added:
    And then I made the mistake of looking at the wiki
  7. milagrosen reblogged this from peng-ko and added:
    Baby,what have you done? Yellow crotch though.
  8. devil-in-purple reblogged this from siphersaysstuff
  9. poisonmushroom-org reblogged this from siphersaysstuff and added:
    I’m actually rather interested in this. One of my favorite Decepticons, now with a dragon motif? And I think the car...
  10. butteredbritters reblogged this from axelait and added:
    Hasbro you fools. You’ve offended Polyester, god of fashion. Now he shall reign down his unholy vengeance from above.
  11. fragit reblogged this from goingloco
  12. axelait reblogged this from obfuscobble and added:
    We need fashion Police here
  13. numerronius-numerronia reblogged this from siphersaysstuff
  14. pinkrobotgirl reblogged this from starscreamian and added:
    Maybe this is just his delayed reaction to Breakdown’s death.
  15. siphersaysstuff reblogged this from agelfeygelach and added:
    RULE #1: NEVER trust promo pic colors to accurately represent the actual shades of plastic and paint of a toy. These...
  16. cyanimous reblogged this from highglossfinish and added:
    I am so sorry.
  17. wednesday said: And now I get all the yaoi.
  18. agelfeygelach reblogged this from obfuscobble and added:
    Fucking hell, this offends my eyes. I mean, red and green can work, but NOT when they both have blue undertones like...
  19. one-eyed-scientist reblogged this from jessicatheshark and added:
    Oh my god! I didn’t notice that ‘til now. XD
  20. sightlessfreak reblogged this from one-eyed-scientist and added:
    I love the tail. No fucking joke it’s like the new sexiest part if him skdcjsosm
  21. were-kido reblogged this from jessicatheshark and added:
    I kinda like it.
  22. nomore-room-inheaven reblogged this from goingloco
  23. jessicatheshark reblogged this from one-eyed-scientist and added:
    Extremely interesting! Ermahgawrd he’s a Christmas bot now lololol
  24. acupfullofsynthen reblogged this from peng-ko and added:
    Hey look he finally has a Decepticon insignia visible.