Anonymous asked: Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Hi! What is it?
szczurek:
Prowl: 2
Tables: 0
Someone needs anger management and a therapist.ladyofdragons: Seriously Jazz. You guys break up or something? Prowl needs to get sorted and Arcee won’t be as good to him as you will. For the love of all tables on Cybertron, bend him over one and frag ‘im until he can’t walk straight!
nellasaur: Jazz, baby, you had him under control during AHM, what happened?
Jazz cannot help him. Not even Rung can help him now. Only BLURR, DEFENDER OF PUB NEUTRALITY, has the power to check Prowl. Because when he was in a wheelchair, Blurr learned COURAGE and developed an immunity to acid rain. See? it’s G1 superpower continuity. (Also I am very glad that I can now replace all flipping table emoticons with :prowl: now.)
Anonymous asked you : “What the fuck is wrong with you?!” & “Hey Knock Out, nice job pissing yourself in that episode.”
There was me (that is, Knock Out) and my three commanders (that is, Megatron, Dreadwing and Hardshell), and they sat in the Lowgrade Bar trying to make up their processors what to do with me this evening. The Lowgrade Bar served lowgrade plus : lowgrade plus verdigris, or brake slag, or synth-en, which was what they were drinking. This would sharpen them up and make them ready for a bit of the old medicviolence.
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In which I reference two classic movies at once.
No Dreadwing!
Don’t eat Raf’s sweater!
Bad moth! Bad!
Yes, Dreadwing! Eat Raf’s ugly orange sweater! Good moth, good! (Yay, thank you, Draqua, for more Dreadmoth!)
facefight replied to your post: Wild Mass Guessing about Obfuscobble’s Season 2 Reboot GO
dinobots will be included, because the new season will focus exclusively on THE RETURN OF RATTRAP
OKAY, ALL OTHER PLOT THREADS ABANDONED ; THIS WINS.
Anonymous asked: noaccount!anon: "Ratchet becomes a Decepticon" SCOBBLE. SCOBBLE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US
That was one of my joke options. Don’t worry ; not gonna happen. Because if it did, the fandom would have little to no use for Autobots and the show would become “Decepticon happy robot adventures” as the Decepticons and their autopets worked together to rebuild Cybertronian society on Earth under the rule of Megatron Prime.
…wait. That sounds…
Banger, you’re my favourite. You’re making all of my dreams come true in ways I actually hadn’t ever imagined. But I SHOULD have imagined dungeon S&M and dom Blurr. But really, thank you again for creating more ShockBlurr stories. You do both voices so well, and take such care in the writing, recording, and comedic timing for these that they aren’t fanwank, they’re legitimate comedic audio-shorts with a touching (if seriously quirky) relationship theme/plot underneath. And the soft dark chuckle at the end was a perfect cap off for the emotional side of this installment. Because after Shockwave showed a bit of mercy and tenderness to Blurr, we still know he’s so proud of having thoroughly twisted the young bot.
For me, your Blurr took a bit of getting used to but frankly I think you’re getting BETTER at him, from his smooth speed to the inflections. The tender voice he pulled when his enthusiastic help was declined was adorable. Your Shockwave continues to be perfect.
I would love it if you continued this series. Also : “coralsnake”
Tiny criticism though : the TV in the background of this video and the last one did make it hard to hard some of the characters’ dialogue.
obfuscobble answered your question: Ziggy Stardust’s 40th Anniversary is in a week! How are YOU going to celebrate?
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! I will bake a cake. For serious I will. Bestalbum is best.A glam cake?
A spice cake. Is that glam enough?
Wild Mass Guessing about Obfuscobble’s Season 2 Reboot GO
Some of these are actually planned. The fun is guessing which.
- Skyfire will appear?
- Starscream actually won’t show up in the first episode?
- Dinobots?
- Every new character introduced will be female because that’s how Obfuscobble rolls?
- Airachnid dies?
- Blurr is on the Nemesis as an Autopet?
- Knock Out and Breakdown will become best friends with Orionbro?
- Orion organises a lobbing tournament on the Nemesis?
- Birth scene set to Radiohead’s “Creep?”
- Raf dies and is replaced with Vogel Hatfowler?
- Starscream says “Magic can never defeat science?”
- Ratchet becomes a Decepticon?
- Drift and Rung compare their model collections, and an entire episode is about their competition/quest to obtain a super limited edition “Kiss Players Perfect” Airazor+Tigatron model set?
- Breakdown installs the Hammer of Solus in his arm?
- Tracks?
- Bumblebee gets his vocaliser fixed?
- An entire episode focuses on June Daring Darby?
- Obfuscobble specifies that the opening theme be replaced with Transformers EVO?”
- Percy~ Percy~ Percy~?
- Megatron and Orion share a dance at prom to Bonnie Tyler’s “Turn Around” and Orion calls Megatron “Bright Eyes?”
- Sunstorm converts Miko to Primus-worship?
- WORLDBUILDING (actually that one’s a given)?
Anonymous asked: When did Perceptor become a Wrecker wat
IDW, baby! You have GOT to read “Last Stand of the Wreckers!” It is simply a great feat in comic book storytelling, and I recommend it to people who know nothing about Transformers. Seven Samurai meets Escape From New York in space. it is a story about lies versus truth, duty versus heroism, and above all hope Overlord being terrifying.
Perceptor the wrecker uses his powers of science for field repair, bomb disposal, hacking, SELF field repair, and general mechanical and programming wizardry to the tune of “OH, PERCY~”. Perceptor the wrecker uses his microscope/canon along with multiple handguns and a really cool rifle to be a SNIPER. To illustrate the new IDW Perceptor, a quote of his from aforementioned comic : “Hold my legs,Topspin… I feel the urge to shoot someone.”
IDW Percy Best Percy. (And after you read last stand try to pick up other IDW comics with delightful wrecker Percy in them! In fact, Percy is now in More Than Meets the Eye, on shelves now.)
definitelyyyyyyy nsfw listener discretion advised~! >:o
ps: Thanks to all the kind people who recently started following me and or liking/reblogging my dumb audio things, hopefully this won’t scare you away, hehehe. Download link is here.
I saw the gun hand, and I prayed that meant more shockblurr. This is just spectacular. Was there a lovely detail of Blurr trying to talk while giving a blowjob? Because if I wasn’t just hearing things that is delightfully in character and apropos. Voice acting perfect, scene setup perfect, my best worst otp perfect, in character perfect, and denouement of scene with more details on how the relationship works perfect. You really are at your best when you’re freestyling these audioplays.
Bulkhead and Seaspray are not invited to the Wrecker Party.
But for some reason, Drift is.
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Fabulous Kvetchin' Inc.: Anonymous Asked You...
Hi. I don’t mean to bother you but I feel the need to rant and I feel that you will give me good answers to my questions (I’ve read your other posts, they’re very good). This rant is about strong women in the media.
I answer an anon with questions about emotionless female…
WOW! Thank you SO MUCH for your response to my post, and your analysis of the female autobots in G1. I have been educated, and my eyes opened up on that matter. (By the way, what’s “pulling a cheela?” Just curious.)
I suggest that my followers read this response to my post and ALSO parrotbeak’s longer analysis of female transformers here. Parrotbeak is very well educated on feminism and media studies, and she can write a darn good essay.
STOP. If there is a “but”, then you don’t support trans* people, you only support trans* people who live by whatever arbitrary rules you’ve made up. YOU AREN’T HELPING. (via verticalvest)
i have nothing against trans* people, but i think that functional programming is not an inherently superior paradigm
(via endofunctor)
I have nothing against trans* people, but I really do prefer my steaks well done.
(via anarchicaccordant)
I have nothing against trans* people but they really write weird fanfics about Shockwave and minibots. *tapdances off into the sunset with that bad pun* *gets shot*
anarchicaccordant: Isn’t perceptor a dude
Yep! Perceptor is usually portrayed as male. Then again, he’s an alien robot. But he does have a largeish chest and tiny black or red panties in most designs across the series. And give robots to Nick Roche, and hips happen. Then your pants mysteriously disappear.
