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prawnsalad said: *wipes away a tear* It’s like watching a baby bird flutter its little wings and soar the skies for the first time, chirping its songs of triple-gender robotic relationships.

*cheep cheep* MY DADDY IS PROUD OF MEeeee! *cheep cheep* (The world needed to see your comment.)

Knockout has never explicitly stated in the show that he was gay, and Breakdown had a crush on Airachnid, but you ship them anyway. You know what that's called? Hetero erasure.

I should be so ashamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HETERO ERASURE.

(I love you and every part of you.
You know that said remember like 2 years back when I was first getting into TFP and I thought Breakdown only had the hots for Airachnid and you took me aside and were all “No, dude, Knock Out and Breakdown are totally doing the gay subtext.”  And I didn’t see it for a while.  And then bam you were right.  YOU WERE RIGHT.  SO what I’m saying is that part of this is on you because I didn’t use to see it.
You should be so proud.)

Breakdown cheating on Knock Out with Airachnid. That wasn't funny and it actually happen in the show. My gawd, I'm bad at this.

It’s okay you’re good at this because my heart is broken now.

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(but mega, Ratchet is voiced my Jeff Combs…)

Starscream got stuck into the ice, Skyfire became a Decepticon after the loss of his Starscream

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I’m not sure if this is making fun of my OTP or just subverting it and giving an idea for a fanfic.  Which I think I’ve seen on FF.net.

catbeard:

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catbeard said: HE’S WEIRD MAN. BODY PART KLEPTOMANIAC AND THAT NECK EUGH also tacky face pattern and the spikes on his neck(and chin in idw) are hilarious

I KNOWWWW.  He’s so terrible that he has tribal tatoos on his faaace.  WHo doeeees that?  *pets his Lockdown toy anyway and whispers “I still love you, Lockdaddy.” *  Hahaha.  Man, I never knew you didn’t like Lockdown until today.  It’s cool to learn things! :3

he’s trying to be YOUNG AND RAD or something lockdown you’re too old to cover yourself in spikes you aren’t megaweapon

he just creeps me the fuck out dangit

Hahahaha, now you have me imagining young Lockdown getting his facial tatoos to be all HIP AND EDGY, and now he’s STUCK with that terrible decision (as are all people who get face tattoos), but he just made it worse by sticking spines all over his body.

I won’t argue the creepy factor.  I do believe that’s part of his character on purpose >:} (^5 to you for your awesome mental images here ; you cool!)

Swindle would sell Lockdown to Satan for one cornchip

 Anonymous

My dear anon, I think he’d at least ask for a box of cornchips.  Only because it’d be hard to resell one cornchip for profit later on. *evil smile* >:}
*cries into apple juice “it’s so truuuue”*

Make fun of my otps meme continues all day today!

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AGREED THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

catbeard said: HE’S WEIRD MAN. BODY PART KLEPTOMANIAC AND THAT NECK EUGH also tacky face pattern and the spikes on his neck(and chin in idw) are hilarious

I KNOWWWW.  He’s so terrible that he has tribal tatoos on his faaace.  WHo doeeees that?  *pets his Lockdown toy anyway and whispers “I still love you, Lockdaddy.” *  Hahaha.  Man, I never knew you didn’t like Lockdown until today.  It’s cool to learn things! :3

catbeard said: but all mine would just be about how much i hate lockdown and he’s a big dumb

A BIG DUMB WHAT, FRIEND?  *laughs*  Yesss telll meeeeee.
TELL ME ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE LOCKDOWN.

You see the great thing is that friendship can survive people disagreeing about pairings and favourite characters.  If everyone agreed about everything, the world would be hella boring.

Go to my ask box and make fun of my OTPs. I have to publish all asks.

I hope this catches on.  It’ll be a great way for people to bond over shipping in a new and unique way.  The wry way.  Does your ship hold up to your followers’ scrutiny?  FIND OUT.

You know, this is completely petty of me, but look y’all, Lockdown isn’t a Decepticon, for realsies. He’s just a bad person for hire! I feel so smug right now.

Of all the ways to respond to this last issue…
Well at least it isn’t a spoiler.  Because all the spoilers have my head spinning.  Goodbye, world. *tumbles off clutching his Lockdown toy because he loves it*



move bitch, get out the way!
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
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EXCEPT I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE.  TWICE.  MAYBE THRICE.  IN THEATRES.